Hail to the Chief

In honor of Presidents Day, here are some quotes from Dubya:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again."
Well, that's one way to put it.

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
Hmm.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
See Spot run.

"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
Too bad Jesus didn't have Dubya's powers of sentence construction.

"In my sentences I go where no man has gone before."
Ya think?

"He can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
What if Dubya married Mrs. Malaprop?

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
If we work hard, I'll bet we can hit 100%.

You know, George does bring a smile to our lives. You could almost like him for that.

Nah.

LSW