So I went all the way to Saint Thomas, Virgin Islands, to see:
1) K Mart
3) Home Depot
Ok, at first it seemed like that was it. But then I saw:
1) Iguanas resting on a park bench
2) Mountains of bougainvilleas in every imaginable color
3) The view of an amazing harbor from a tramway
4) Pirate statues at Blackbeard's Castle (which, by the way, he never lived in)
It's a gorgeous place. It's a hot place. About 95 degrees and 95% humidity. It was getting to this ole Texas gal. Had to find a place in the shade and a cool drink.
The folks were nice. The scenery was unbelievable. Wouldn't have missed it for anything.