Here's to the four hinges of society.
May you fight, steal, lie and drink.
When you fight, may you fight for your country.
When you steal, may you steal away from bad company.
When you lie, may you lie at the side of your sweetheart.
And when you drink, may you drink with me.
And to those of ye who may have wondered about the title of me last writin', 'tis the name of the hit song of the characters Mitch & Mickey from the movie. Completely forgot to tie it in, I did.